americanhorrorphan:

I didn’t know it was possible to find someones foot position so adorable

(Source: danhomowell, via headbangerkenny)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: anus, via heyfunniest)

saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

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Is it weird I found this hilarious?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: impactings, via heyfunniest)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via heliolisk)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

(Source: mercuryjones, via headbangerkenny)